I'm Mormon, and I know it.
I evangelize, Smith and Young on my side,
We help you understand that dinosaur bones came from other planets,
And American Indians came from Israelites, even though the DNA says that's not right,
and I gotta complain that Obama's a pain! (But what do you expect? He's got the curse of Cain.)
and when I walk in the temple, I know they all agree,
cuz I was a bishop sharing this theology,
and unlike my tax returns, I ain't afraid to show it.
I'm Mormon and I know it.
Ah... Look at those magic undies.
Romney really wears them.
Seriously, Google it.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah I don't doubt!
I'm in the one percent, but I'm just like you guys,
I put on my magic underpants one leg at a time.
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah...
(LMFAO, Sexy and I Know it parody)