She really is a nice lady, I tell myself that every time she call, drops by, or sends a note.
Really, her heart is in the right place.
She is just doing her job, after all her heart tells her that god will hold her accountable for not trying to get my ass in a pew every Sunday.
From her standpoint I am a poor dammed apostate, destined to spend eternity in the company of Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, and those dirty Pagans.
I tried to tell her politely that I was not interested, maybe she couldn't hear me over the sounds of MoTab singing hymns in her own mind.
I should be more grateful for her concern, after all she is neglecting her own family to do the lords work.
I don't want to play dirty, I don't want to hurt her feelings, maybe I should just get one of these shirts...