MikeUtah's Blog – November 2008 Archive (1)

THE THIRTEEN ARTICLES OF FAITH Mormons Believe But Are Afraid To Tell You

I saw these on PostMormon.org and had to share them here.



THE THIRTEEN ARTICLES OF FAITH Mormons Believe But Are Afraid To Tell You



1. We believe that if we are good Mormons who marry our wives in the Temple, when we are resurrected, we become Gods. We get our own star and have lots of sex, so we have billions of spirit children. If we are lucky, we get more than one wife. Our firstborn spirit child becomes the Jesus to a planet we populate. We get to make an Adam and Eve… Continue

Added by MikeUtah on November 17, 2008 at 3:07pm — 3 Comments

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