"Maybe mention how the Mormon children treat your children? My daughter was outside in the driveway yesterday, and the Mormon neighbor's kids just stopped and stared at her. Like she was a leper or something. :("
"My new favorite drink is whipped cream flavored vodka and orange juice. It tastes like a creamsicle or orange julius. :) Just be careful not to drink too much - it's easy when it tastes like candy! :)"