Celestial Bait and Switch

That terrifying moment when you realize what you're being sold (Celestial Glory as experienced in the temple) isn't what you're actually getting (infinite parenting, babies, toddlers and teenagers)

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Comment by Rodolfo on February 6, 2012 at 1:57pm

Hahahaha!  That's awesome!

Comment by Kay Burningham on February 6, 2012 at 2:27pm

This is great!  Kudos to the creator.

Comment by Carrotsandgreenjello on February 6, 2012 at 2:29pm
excellent photoshopping.
Comment by MikeUtah on February 6, 2012 at 2:31pm

Thanks!  It was fun making this.

Comment by Deanna Joy on February 6, 2012 at 2:45pm

heehee! ~~ the Reward for "Getting Through It" ~ Is More of the same ....ps the Twilight photo LOL

Ps ...Playing God Never Did Appeal to me~ Still Does Not!

Comment by livewell on February 6, 2012 at 3:29pm

The world is made of secrets and removing that secrecy removes their power. Shouting it from the roof tops !!

Comment by Sari on February 6, 2012 at 3:37pm

Love it and love how true it is!!!

Comment by livewell on February 6, 2012 at 3:49pm

“The ideal citizen of a tyrannical state is the man or woman who bows in silent obedience in exchange for the status of a well-cared for herd animal.  Thinking people become the tyrant’s greatest enemy.”  Claire Wolfe

Comment by Steve Dubois on February 6, 2012 at 4:31pm

The Celestial 'Circle of Eternal Life':  Roll in the clouds with dozens of Celestial Spouses, have instant spirit babies, send 'em to an earth like planet or banish 'em to outer darkness, repent over the bad ones, wipe 'em all out (except a chosen few who fill a boat with bunches of animules), send some profits to the planet, cry repentance, save a few chosen good ones, and do this a trillion, quintillion, bazillion times in an ever expanding universe with no bounds and then keep doing that forever.  Whew!  I'm tired just thinking about that!  Aw shucks!  I'm not gonna measure up so I guess I'll just quit existing and not worry about all the bulls**t!

Comment by RedHot on February 6, 2012 at 10:25pm

Yeah, um... no thanks.


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