Does God really care if you whack off. I doubt it. I don't think God, if there is one, really cares what you do as long as you're not hurting another. So screw the church and all their controlling rules. It cracks me up that Joseph Smith while at Carthage his last day sent a gaurd out for tobacco and wine. Now there's a great example of a Mormon prophet! Oh yeah, they forgot to teach us that in church.